Life as a Lord

03^rd Nov 2009

Tuesday // 11pm // 4 days ago

01^st Nov 2009

Sunday // 11pm // 6 days ago

01^st Nov 2009

Sunday // 11pm // 6 days ago

01^st Nov 2009

Sunday // 7pm // 6 days ago

My roommate is an idiot - like to the point where I start to question all of humanity

• Courtney: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
• Idiot: What????
• Courtney: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
• Idiot: I've never heard that before in my LIFE, I think that's probably just an Akansas thing, Courtney.
• Me: Uh no, it's like a smart people thing.
• Idiot: Well, in California, no one ever said that before. That's a hick thing.
• Courtney: You realize this phrase is extremely old. Like before California was even populated and society was mostly agrarian... The only reason California was populated was when hicks went to find gold.
• Idiot: And that's why we're freakin' rich!
• Me: Uh, first of all, there wasn't any gold and SECOND OF ALL, you realize how much debt California is in right now??????
• Idiot: Well that's because of the government and President Obama.
• !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'M ABOUT TO SLAP A B UP IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• i think your idiot roommate is lucky she remembers to breathe.

21^st Oct 2009

Wednesday // 1am // 2 weeks ago

20^th Oct 2009

Tuesday // 9pm // 2 weeks ago

12116.) i still want to kiss you with every fiber of my being. i wish you could understand how conflicting that is.

(via blogsecret)

20^th Oct 2009

Tuesday // 1pm // 2 weeks ago

18^th Oct 2009

Sunday // 6pm // 2 weeks ago

18^th Oct 2009

Sunday // 6pm // 2 weeks ago

16^th Oct 2009

Friday // 9pm // 3 weeks ago