"CSI: New Amsterdam"
HORATIO: Look at that.
DELKO: What?
HORATIO: The Governor. He's walking around... with a noticeable limp.
DELKO: Peter Stuyvesant has a wooden pegleg, H.
CALLEIGH: They call him "Old Peg Leg."
HORATIO: You don't say. That pegleg's red, Eric.
DELKO: Redwood?
CALLEIGH: Redwoods grow in California.
HORATIO: Which hasn't been discovered yet.
DELKO: LOL. You think it's blood?
CALLEIGH: Cause of death was blunt force trauma. That leg could've been the weapon.
HORATIO: Well, Eric, you know what they say: if it's not redwood...
[puts on shades]
HORATIO: ...it's probably deadwood.
[YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!]
Sep 5th