Be cool, wear pants

I am extremely tired of constantly having to babysit my roommate and her boyfriend, because ya know it’s a deathly sin to be alone, one that will send you straight to the deepest circles of hell… So I am stuck here in my room while they practice tap dancing on our newly installed hardwood floor… I am NOT paying for that repair, you better believe it. I am also 100% sure that if they try and make this whole thing a routine, I will be leaving to a spot either on campus or to a friends house, they can go be retarded and annoying somewhere else… I paid to live with 3 other people, not 4!

/ rant